The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for holding sacrifices without inviting me!

[sup]Who ya sacrificing to?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for sacrificing chickens.
[sub]The blood god demands sheep.[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for mentioning sacrifice of sheep.

[sup]Don't you dare! Don't you dare touch my precious friends! I'm watching you![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for associating himself with sheep.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not culling the sheep sooner.

[sup]Together, we will destroy the sheep![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for saying a word that reminded me of Twilight.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling us how it reminded him of Twilight.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not getting it.
[sub]Culling... Cullen... [/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a connection.

[sup]Let's move on, shall we?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for changing the subject.
[sub]Yes, please.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not suggesting a subject change.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing the only subject to change it to is ponies and kittens.

 

[Ren3004]

... for suggesting ponies as a viable subject.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for even thinking about the ponies.

[sup]NEVAH![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for hating the ponies.

[sup]I love ponies, they're my friend![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for liking ponies.

[sup]They're such a waste of space. They can't even do all the cool things horses can do. The only cool ones are war ponies, really.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making up war ponies.

[sup]You're shitting me.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for disbelieving the war pony thing.

[sup]@Empireth: Link to this, please?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for needing proof.
[sub]Kill the non-believer![/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking war ponies never existed.

[sup]Naw, they did, honest! They were the things that acted like carts cause they carried all the crap they were gonna need for war, like food and shit. Nobody actually rode them, though.
Edit: My bad, apparently they did ride them...
@Sas: I'm sorry, I have such a vast knowledge of completely irrelevant things I forget where I pick stuff up. I'll try and find you a link about them, though.[/sup]