The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not giving me an internet cookie cause I don't know where the line is from...

[sup]I am such a sad person now. Have fun sleeping.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for sounding creepy.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I don't just sound creepy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for now containing more sodium!

[sup]Sweet Jesus![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for no longer being un-dead!

[sup]How do I contain more sodium? I don't follow...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not catching up on the semi-obscure reference.

[sup]That's ok. I won't hold it against you.
And I got better.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for using semi-obscure references and expecting us to catch on.

[sup]She turned you into a newt?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for paying attention to my sexy new goatee.

[sup]Yes, because she's a WITCH! Burn the witch, burn her!
Because witches are made out of wood.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a different avatar when he complained about mine.

[sup]Looks good.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I don't have the right to complain about either new avatar.

[sup]So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking our avatar changes are similar.
...for not considering what other things are made of wood that we can weigh her against.

[sup]@Sas: You completely abandoned yours.
This is just my original with some slight changes.
I is better than you![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for claiming to be better then me.

[sup]Maybe, maybe not. All I know that chickens can't resist me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having sexual relations with chickens.

[sup]Eeeeewwwwwwww...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I have relations with them.

[sup]They run up to me, then I put them in my chicken cannon.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for firing chickens out a cannon.

[sup]That is the most inhumane and terrible thing I've ever heard.
Letting all that sweet, succulent meat go to waste. For shame, Sas![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I fire them out into an oven.

[sup]Shoulda explained better.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting in the way of me berating Chinchy for not knowing an ex- Canadian New Year's Eve tradition.

[sup]Canadian Air Farce was the best, until they cancelled the show...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

....for thinking what I am thinking.