The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for trying to hurt me!

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting me to share my blood.

[sup]MY blood! Mine![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to convince me to share the blood.

[sup]So what if I'm a greedy bastard on this topic? What's it to you?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not thinking to take Sas's.

[sup]He hasn't been on all night... I'm sure he won't notice anything...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for bringing up Chinchy when I mentioned Sas.

[sup]Why did he stop posting, anyway?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not making his meaning clear to a person who hasn't been getting more than three hours of sleep for the past week.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing 'sleep' was just an excuse.

[sup]Bah, it's just insomnia... right? G'night, then.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for having insomnia.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having monkeys covered in chutney.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being covered in chutney yourself.

[sup]Hi.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for saying "Hi".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing sexy back.

 

[Ren3004]

... for getting "too sexy for my shirt" stuck in my head.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for remembering that song.