The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a slig. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slig_(Dune)#Sligs]

[sup]Your daily dose of random trivia.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having yet to see the true extent of my random trivial-ness.

 

[Empireth]

...for having further random trivial-ness.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being Ron Perlman.

 

[Empireth]

...for expecting me to be Ron Perlman.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving in to my expectations and transmogrifying into Ron Perlman, damnit!
...for his disappoint.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for changing your avatar.
[sub]You and Sas...[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for only cluing in on that now.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not realizing I've been gone.
[sub]Jerk.[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not caring about me.
[sub]I could of been hit by a car![/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking we care about him.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making me cry.

 

[Empireth]

...for being a sensitive ninja.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for pointing out my emotional faults.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for suggesting things to do with my tears.