The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not totally convincing me to hug the squirrels.

[sup]I don't know...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking squirrels are adorable.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making poisonous squirrels that bring stabbedy-death on swift wings!

[sup]I'm onto your games![/sup]
...for being Canadian.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Canadian.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Canadian.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the guy who got me out of the infinite loop.

[sup]Who is still Canadian.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not offering a better way to gain immortality.

[sup]And being Canadian.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not seeing the white text added at the end of every post of Chinchy's.

[sup]Way to be ignorant, bud.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for totally missing the text.

[sup]Once again, I have won. You have lost.
Now, give me a dollar.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stealing Empireth's candle pants.

[sup]Now how will he hide his shame?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for stealing my pants!

[sup]You brute! I thought we had an understanding...[/sup]