The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for admitting he's stupid.
[sub]You don't do that on the Internet! Are you stupid or what?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being clever.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for missing out on the lube and chain party.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting more people on said party.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not wanting to be involved.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

..for wanting to be involved.

 

[Ren3004]

... for limiting his freedom to be involved.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for celebrating Halloween in November.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for looking all metallic.

 

[Ren3004]

... for changing his avatar after Halloween.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being 3004 Rens.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being the last chinchilla.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a bigger number then me in the user name.

[sup]Boo on you, sir, boo on you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having number envy.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not having numbers at all.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninja.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being inadequate.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a Borderland free day.

[sup]Did you?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for assuming he did.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blargh.

[sup]Sas, I will murder you and steal your copy of Borderlands if it's the last thing I do![/sup]