The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for thinking that was backpedalling.

[sup]I could have a much higher count if I tried, guys... believe me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for feeling like more of a whore than usual.
...for holding back in his ridiculous post-count potential.

[sup]@Goat: Is that even possible? I don't think you can be more of a whore.

@Empireth: Glad to hear it.
Now, put on this ballgag and leather bustier.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me reconsider leaving.

[sup]Slash, staying up. Sooo sleep deprived.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for considering leaving.

[sup]But that party's just getting started!
Now, draw straws so we can decide who gets to be the gimp.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting the extra chains and bullwhips.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still not settling the chain issue.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for scaring away Empireth.

[sup]I guess we shouldn't have made him be the submissive.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking they're scary.

[sup]I just don't say anything, and I can't be forced to do anything... right? Right?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having distracted me this long.

[sup]AAARRGGHH! I have a paper to write, damnit! What am I doing here?![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being all distracting, keeping both Chinchy and me from our work.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having his priorities in order.

[sup]Clearly cartoon bondage is the more important of the two.
Anyone could see that.[/sup]
...for also being easily distracted.

 

[Empireth]

...for reminding me to go do my English assignment...

[sup]Which involves reading HHGTTG, suckah![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the luckiest bastard ever.

[sup]So not fair. So very, very, very unfair.[/sup]