The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not upgrading to Emo Crabs.

[sup]They beat everything you know.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for bringing up the sexual innuendos again.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking ze innuendos.

[sup]And I bid farewell. Sleep calls me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for insisting on the French version of "the".

[sup]That should be an "el", you jock lobster.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for saying goodnight.

[sup]Psh, like you need sleep everyday...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me King of the Ninjas.

[sup]Now bend over and take it like men, you, the horribly ninja'd![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to make me do unpleasant things.

 

[Empireth]

...for treating me like an animal.

[sup]Woof.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking sodomy is unpleasant.

[sup]That's why we have the economy sized bottle of lube here.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing the many, many, many, many, many, many applications that lube has in my everyday life.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing that many applications for lube.

[sup]It has 1001 uses![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me back away slowly from this thread?

[sup]*looks at post count* Ah, screw it. I'll stay.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing so much about my lube usage.

[sup]@Empireth: You mean you're only here for the post count?!
Aw, and here I thought our thoughtful and intelligent company was keeping you around.
Now, where did I put the lube...?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for mis-interpreting what I said.

[sup]I meant by that that I'd stayed for so long already, it wasn't worth it to leave now.[/sup]