The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me.

[sup]No, I found them. Do you want them to come back???[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not posting proof of this jock lobster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making further sexual innuendos, both of you.

 

[Empireth]

...for finally typing out what I was eventually getting around to.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me threaten to pull out Edward Cullen.

[sup]I will, ya know. I AM INSANE!!!!!! Oh and Goat, in case you missed it, I like Twilight.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting too caught up on the sparkly bit?

[sup]C'mon... You're a girl, aren't you? Otherwise you wouldn't be acting all hypnotized about it...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mistaking me for a girl.

[sup]Not hooked on the sparkly bit. I just enjoyed it as entertainment. And if you really want to know, I am an 18 y.o guy. Doesn't really fit the stereotype, does it?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting in the way of me making fun of another person's typing error.

[sup]No... 180 years old definitely isn't the stereotype...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for DAMN YOU, KY!!! GET OUT OF HIS MIND!!!

[sup]Same with me before today.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for turning this into the Twilight thread.

[sup]@Goat: Yes you can.
Pass judgement.
Do it now.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to get Goat to hate me.

[sup]Why does everyone else hate Twilight? The sparkle thing or the emo romance?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for saying exactly what I just typed but didn't click 'post'

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd by a Goat.

[sup]I didn't see a problem with the sparkle thing, the romance was a bit emo, as has been said, but I am pretty sure they can't be the only reason.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not clicking post.
...for trying to understand all the Twilight hate.

[sup]Personally, it's the "this was terribly written, who the fuck payed somebody for this drivel?" thing.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for proving goats don't make proper ninja's.

[sup]I found the writing to be OK, not great but not as crap as they make it out to be.[/sup]