The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for wanting to kill me, but not explaining why in further detail.

[sup]Here being the Escapist? Then, yes. You are. (Probably.)[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not scrolling up to post 4344 to 4346 to find out why.

[sup]Yep. It's fun to be an outcast![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not having a better reason to kill me than that!

[sup]...Way to mention outcast on a site full of nerds...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking this is a site full of nerds.

[sup]I haven't seen on...oh.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a facepalm moment.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking of things.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking that we would be thinking about him thinking about us thinking about him thinking things.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for causing my mind to explode in super gory slo-mo.

 

[Empireth]

...for not capturing this mind explosion (done in super gory slow-mo!) on camera.

[sup]For shame. I wanted to see that.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for fdsohi''''''''''''''''HOFhdgovsoDVShgosd

[sup]Yeah, my body is slumped on the keyboard.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not taping that either.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a ninja'd Goat.

HA!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *rock throw*.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing up winter.