The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for sarcasm.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that winter is making itself painfully obvious to people in the North.

[sup]It got all cold today. I hate it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me crabs.

[sup]You son if a *****...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I would go to that site.

[sup]You just warned Sas not to go there. Do I really look that stupid?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I have my own REVENGE CRABS!!!

Spoiler: They will make you depressed.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I allow it to thrive.

[sup]They're back in their cage no...oh. They're not in their cage anymore.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not breaking out the shotguns and heavy metal.

[sup]The power of Ozzie compels you! The power of Ozzie compels you![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for spelling his name wrong.

[sup]It's with a y, goddammit![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me want to listen to that song again.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not listening to it right now.

[sup]Don't make me release the Emo Crabs again.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making threats that don't hold any water.

[sup]I thought you lost the Emo Crabs.
@Empireth: Hey! You knew who I was talking 'bout!
Calm down, boy. Don't make me get out no belt.
[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that I am listening to it right now.

[sup]Oh GOD! Not the Emo crabs! Not again![/sup]