The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for mentioning BB.

[sup]DIE!!!!! Wait, the show or The Man or The Game?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not catching the 1984 reference.

[sup]Go to the nearest library and read it. NOW.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I have a library nearby and is also open at 2.50am.

[sup]Dammit. He missed it...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for stating that it is 2.50. Whatchoo talkin' about? It's only 9.50, buddy!

[sup]Yes, I am well-aware of the time difference, thank you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that he needed to point out the time difference.

...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing the time difference.
...for trying to make people fail at The Game.

[sup]I refuse to play The Game! You can't make me![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for still not reading 1984.
...for talking about The Game.

[sup]@Sas: Go find yourself a 24 hour bookstore! Buy it![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me fail at my own game.

[sup]Dammit.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for failing at his own game.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for defying all reasonable logic!

[sup]It's a water flame!!! I...i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i. MALFUNCTION ERROR![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making the same comment (more or less) that he made when he met me.

[sup]Press 'ESC' to reboot system.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for resetting Sas.

[sup]Now we're going to have to re-install everything.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing at the resetting.

[sup]Avatar installation failed.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having serious file corruption.

[sup]Let's just go buy a new one. It'd be easier.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to replace me with a newer model.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being far less efficient and shiny from the newer models.

[sup]They have more harddrive space, too.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me feel like C-3PO when compared to R2D2.

[sup]Useless.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being useless compared to a new model.

[sup]This one's too shiny... But it doesn't do much. It's basic function is to do nothing but shine. The Sas 127 came out last week... want to get that?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for complaining about shininess.

[sup]Would you say it sparkled?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me want to throw him out more and more.

[sup]As long as the new one doesn't make Twilight references, sure.[/sup]