The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that it won't.

[sup]They're permanently programmed in with the operating system. Delete the file and it stops working completely.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for actually confirming it was a Twilight reference.

[sup]I was just going to ignore it, and claim that never happened... Oh well. It was to your own demise, sasquatch99. Be prepared to be replaced by the sasquatch127 shortly. Please stand by.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not replacing me yet.

[sup]Come on, get your asses moving!!! Jesus, an ant with no legs moves faster.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being impatient.

[sup]'We're sorry: an error has occured in your FedEX delivery... Your package has arrived in California. Please expect another week's delay.' Ah, bugger. Oh well, a week's not that long...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting FedEx screw up our delivery.

[sup]Didn't I tell you to use UPS?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for FedEX fail.

[sup]MWHAHAHA!! FOOLS!!!! ¬¬ [/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing it just means we have longer to insult him.

[sup]What? I hate those UPS guys. (And yes, I always pronounce it like "ups" and not by each letter, deal with it.) Them in their little brown outfits... looking all important delivering stuff... FedEX is way cooler.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hating the U.P.S

[sup]They did a good job bringing my 360 back from Frankfurt.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not hating the UPS

[sup]Why did you get your 360 in Frankfurt? Seems a little far, isn't it?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still hating U.P.S

[sup]When the 360's die, that is where they get sent to repair them.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's still his 360.

[sup]They just cloned it and sent you a new one. Your real 360 is dead in a shallow grave somewhere in Frankfurt.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not mentioning that that's the same place we send old versions of the sasquatch.

[sup]At least you'll get to be near your old 360 in another shallow grave somewhere, right?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm going to Frankfurt.

[sup]Hey. Remember. I have Twilight and Emo Crabs to unleash...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting that we reset him earlier.

[sup]Those files were too corrupted to be recovered.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising Twilight was part of the vital files.

[sup]They stayed, friend. I HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the worst rip-off of Skynet ever.

[sup]Instead of Terminators we get Emo Crabs?
FAIL.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me, therefore making me release EMO CRABS!!!

[sup]Meh, can't be bothered.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that no one expects Diarrheassiah and the Jock Lobsters!

[sup]Damn. That would be a good band name.
And I refuse to change this, despite the ninja.
It works, somehow.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a stubborn chinchilla.