The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for not telling me he also has an animal.

[sup]Go hug your dog. Works just as well sometimes. Ohh... the understanding that was deprived of us by humans...[/sup]

 

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...for thinking he should get candle love.

[sup]Indeed, sad it is. My dog is never off leash near cars. Gotta love the city for that.[/sup]

 

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...for thinking I said he'd never get my respect again. (No. I just said you weren't gettin' mah love tonight. Difference.)

[sup]Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever. Toller, for short.[/sup]

 

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...for taking my saying of one word to mean something.

[sup]The ones on google are the proper colour... she's more or a sandish colour, but cute nonetheless.[/sup]

 

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...for being a proud father of an animal.

[sup]Is there something you're not telling me...?[/sup]

 

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...for confusing me.

[sup]I thought you said she was your best friend?[/sup]

 

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...for making me want to hug him. (Yeah, that's trollish behaviour cause I generally don't like people. If you make me want to hug you, that's abnormal behaviour for me.)

[sup]Love/hate relationships are always a *****, though. I really bloody hate them.[/sup]

 

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...for thinking I like being anti-social. (I just don't tend to connect with people, and we're living in a day and age where everyone yells out 'I love you' everywhere, even when they can't stand the person. Humans generally tend to bug me, so I try to have as little contact as possible.)

[sup]As long as you're dealing okay, then that's good.[/sup]

 

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...for making it sound like people don't get any better once they are no longer teenagers.

[sup]Oh dear god, please don't actually mean that. Here, I've been thinking it was just because they were dumb teenagers... Well, there go my hopes.[/sup]

 

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...for telling the kid who's already bitter to not be dysfunctional.

[sup]What makes you say you're dysfunctional, anyway?[/sup]