The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making this the worst prom night ever.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling me I'm adopted.

[sup]Hooray![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to make me curious about things.

[sup]No, no. That's okay.
I will just forever live under the assumption that it's Bruce Campbell.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving me the worst father of all time. OF ALL TIME!

[sup]You dirty ungulate, you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking Darth Vader is a worse father than goatse.

[sup]I'm pretty sure you have that backwards.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for &#3232_&#3232.

[sup]Worst.
Idea.
EVER.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling lies.

[sup]I stopped believing that a long time ago.
Short of contracting tetanus, I'll be fine.[/sup]
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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting a look of not disappoint.

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[sup]You know, I'm not sure.
I suppose it's time to look at his other posts.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for so lying about his chores.

[sup]You tried to make me clean up fluids best not described just last night!

And it looks more like idiot. Coherent posts in everything but forum games.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for leaving, just as I was about to.

[sup]Must go visit my dad.
See you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for both leaving me at once.

[sup]Ah, well. I got work done, at least.[/sup]