The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for wanting an idiotmobile.

[sup]I have a muppetmobile. Works for me.[/sup]
 

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...for being a slave to the '_____mobile' thing.

[sup]Snap out of it![/sup]
 

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...for letting the '______mobile' take his mind.

[sup]Quick, take this drill and make a small hole in the side of your head![/sup]
 
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[small]To the Idiotmobile! *face zooms in and out on a swirling background while music plays* Hur hur.[/small]

...for thinking he can contemplate the true power of the ____mobile.
 

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...for thinking I don't see through the '_______mobile'

[sup]I actually can. It turns invisible!!!
Nice joke.[/sup]
 

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...for not expanding on why it was obvious.

[sup]How's sleep defied life been treating you today?[/sup]
 

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...for asking about my day, much like my mother does.

[sup]Well, we had two bomb threats in one day... it's getting ridiculous... And I go to an arts school, so it's not even like these are going to be real threats. We assume they're just distractions to keep the police away from other illegal activities...[/sup]
 

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...for having bomb threats.

[sup]Bomb threats? Sounds fun...and at the same time interesting. Wish my school had bomb threats when I was there.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for thinking bomb threats are fun.

[sup]Trust me, they aren't. We don't even evacuate or anything. We're just not allowed to leave the classes whilst the police search the halls. They used to evacuate, but two years ago they were have a whole bunch of lockdown hoaxes, so they revised the rules so we wouldn't waste as much class time. As of today's bomb threats, we have now had three in two days. Twice during our children's theater rehearsals.[/sup]
 

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...for going to a school that doesn't evacuate for bomb threats.

[sup]0.0 Seriously?[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for thinking I was lying.

[sup]Yeah... it's a little sad, really. "Hey guys! There might be a bomb in the school so we're gonna lock you into the classrooms while we check... but don't worry! Do some french verbs!" I didn't even know we had an evacuation plan until this afternoon... Supposedly we're supposed to practice, but that never happens.[/sup]
 

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...for having a lame ass school evacuation plan.

[sup]We once had a fire in the canteen. To get out we had to go past it. Thankfully it was a small chip pan fire.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for having to walk past the fire to be safe.

[sup]We once had a fire at our school... But it was the year before I went there. It wasn't major or anything, just someone had put a costume over a lit lamp in one of the drama rooms.[/sup]