The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for creating a new fail type.

[sup]Swollen Fail. Sounds swollen.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for-- wait. What?
...for forced lap dances that the stripper does not want.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a full ninja.

ቨ_ᆠ

 

[Empireth]

...for still making faces.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having Ky's crown to himself.

[sup]I'm jealous. But Borderlands removes that jealousy![/sup]

ᆩ_ј

 

[Empireth]

...for still making me jealous because of Borderlands, though you don't have it. It's the mere mention of it...

[sup]Is it fun? /whimper[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me into a victim.

[sup]This is unacceptable![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having Borderlands.

[sup]I'll just keep rubbing that fact in your goaty ninja face until you stop ninjaing me and Empireth.[/sup]

[sup]@Empireth: Fun? Single player it's like having your fantasy sex. Co-op is like having fantasy sex on the roof of a speeding car, listening to your favourite band at full blast while explosions go off every two seconds. While eating cake. So yes, yes it's good.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for worrying about things like how he's going to get to work.

[sup]Pff. Gearboxes are for pansies. Putting your hand into the gears to change them, that's the ultimate way to change gear.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling everyone a pansy.

[sup]Way to go, bud. Also: I hate you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me once again.

[sup]It's just an effect of owning Borderlands, it'll clear up eventually. After I rip you in two with my elemental sniper rifle.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for rubbing in having Borderlands.

[sup]It's not my fault I can't buy anything! Scotland is just being so darned expensive.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being in Scotland.

[sup]Huh?[/sup]