The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for having a kid at/was at his school who seems stupid.

[sup]We only ever had that fire. The other times alarms went off were drills or some twat pulling the alarm.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having alarms that can easily be pulled by students.

[sup]I think that's been our only actual fire... But we get lockdowns and bomb threats... it's all good stuff. We used to miss classes for them.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having alarms easily assessable to students.

[sup]We've never had a lockdown, which was weird as one time there was a student who stolen a knife and run outside with it and threatened to stab a teacher...police soon got her though, right outside my classroom window.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for never having a lockdown.

[sup]Weird. As I've said, two years ago, there was a game of people making hoax calls seeing how many schools they could shut down and for how long. One school got hit over sixty times in those three months.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having hoax callers from hell.

[sup]60 times? Did they ever twig to them?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for using an expression I've never heard of.

[sup]I don't understand... thus I can't answer the question...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing to 'twig'.

[sup]Twig=wise up, figure out.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making fun of me.

[sup]Yeah, there was about 15 kids. Total assholes.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not realising I'm just 'joshing' with him.

[sup]Just to confuse you a bit more.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I've never heard of 'joshing'.

[sup]Well... poking fun seems to be much the same as joshing about.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me look like a fool.

[sup]Damn you. To cheer myself up, I'll make a random face[/sup]

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[Empireth]

...for needing to cheer himself up over such a matter.

[sup]Ah! Supper's ready! I shall leave you on your own to mope about (if you feel like moping). Fooood.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving me for such trivial matters as food.

[sup]&#4854_&#1254[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for what? What?

[sup]You're on my list.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me cofuzed.

[sup]Wha?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blaming MS when IW is the new blaming 'thing'

[sup]For shame, sir. You've failed in the way of the fail.[/sup]