The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for thinking I'm against sexual innuendos.

[sup]@Sas: No, I just don't watch tv in general... I have given up on it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing of 'The Todd' and his banana hammocks.

[sup]Banana hammock five. *Whap* [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all perverted up in this *****.

[sup]"Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. Thought we'd met?"[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for continuing to use references from shows I have not seen.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing of Scrubs.

[sup]Let you mind run free like an eeeeeagle.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for introducing a show I haven't heard of.

[sup]Does it involve Ted? If so OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYEAH!!!!![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I will.

[sup]When my internet gets better then 32.5 kbps, then I might. For now, "OH, mannnn..."[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving. I'll threaten you with a Scrubs quote.

[sup]Hey, I need you to take this orange soda, wave at blonde doctor and give her a thumbs up.
Why would I want to do that?
I have a personal interest in this. See, I'm gonna be future Mr Blonde Doctor and if you don't do this, I'll follow you down to the car, take this soda and proceed to bash you head in.[/sup]

So come back or I smash your head in with an orange soda.

 

[Empireth]

...for threatening Goat.

[sup]You bad, bad man.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nearly getting himself the same treatment.

 

[Empireth]

...for threatening me.

[sup]What'd I do? What'd I do?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for accusing me of something that is not true.

[sup]I was only playing...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for playing in a way that makes it so I can't discern if you're playing or not.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I can flip between playing and serious like Goat switches women.

[sup]Trust me, it takes him about 5 seconds.[/sup]