The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for liking the British music.

[sup]*Adopts Palpatines tone of voice* Good...Good. Come over to The Dark Side.
Kill him.
Whoa, took that to far.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me into Anakin Skywalker.

[sup]But Anakin was the whiniest little ***** of all time! ALL TIME!
And the US has Joe Satriani, so there. [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for doing nothing to shake off the Anakin tag.

[sup]YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
And you did turn into Darth Vader, too.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to make me think being Darth Vader is a good consolation prize.

[sup]Now, if you had said Obi-Wan Kenobi or Han Solo...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to be Han Solo or Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[sup]Yeah, take the good guys.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing I wouldn't mind General Grievous or Darth Maul either.

[sup]Or Boba Fett for that matter.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to be all the cool characters.

[sup]I'll be left with C-3PO.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting about R2-D2, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Jango Fett, Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, Yoda, Mace Windu, Jabba the Hutt, Cad Bane, IG-88, Dengar, Zuckuss, 4-LOM, Bossk, and Count Dooku.

[sup]Just to name a few.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having such a good knowledge of Star Wars.

[sup]My mind has just blown.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having his mind blown by my [HEADING=2]EPIC NERDINESS.[/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for promoting his epic nerdiness to other people.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like epic nerdiness isn't one of my best qualities.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I don't in private.

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving me a really odd emoticon.

[sup]Is it winking or is its eyeball splitting in half?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising it's being cut in half.

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[Sassafrass]

...for today.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...wait, what?

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[Sassafrass]

...for everytime I've gone BAH!

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