The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for some days.

[sup]@Goat: I can't tell if you're being accusatory, or random, or both. Have you been hitting the crackpipe again?[/sup]

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[Sassafrass]

...for not seeing he blatantly has.

[sup]Or mentally scared by the GUDG thing.[/sup]

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[Sassafrass]

...for doing nothing to disprove this.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being insane, hitting the crackpipe, flashing pre-schoolers, and then rounding out the day by beating a hobo to death with his own tin can.

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[Sassafrass]

...for knowing what I did today.

[sup]How did you find out? Leonard? Mike? The Janitor? A guy who is secretly me but acts like you?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for [HEADING=1]TESTICLES![/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not expecting this!

[sup]BLAHIHATESMOKE!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for startling the witch.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

....for making us use the last medkit to save his dumb ass.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wasting it.

[sup]Just leave him, we can make it![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting mah spleen.

[sup]Get someone else's. Empireths, maybe.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for drinking my milkshake.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja like Ky.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a meat-creature.