The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for having no forehead.

[sup]I'll tell you what has head. It's in my pants.
Hey, I am The Todd.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having serious EYEBROWS.
...for not realizing how much talent it takes to type that with your face.

[sup]Hey, at least I technically followed the rules.
The Gettysburg Address, huh?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me so much, I don't care.

[sup]What has two thumbs, a funny voice and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso? Thought we'd met? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-DYoLA-KzE][/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not repenting for offering my spleen.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for the ninja.

[sup]@Empireth: I point you to above small print, m'k, princess?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not caring.

[sup]May not have powers.
But I do have HAT.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having a politically minded forehead.

[sup]...The hell?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having

Spoiler: this

as his theme song.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for enjoying this game a little too much.

[sup]Goodnight, Worthless Peons. I sleep now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for breaking my banjo over his head.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking a banjo is not meant to be broken over one's head.

[sup]What else are you to do with it?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not wearing the compulsory spiked helmet when smashing the banjo.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having some kind of banjo hatred.