The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not hating kids.

[sup]They're little monsters! How can you stand them?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing how delicous children are.

[sup]*shrugs* I don't know. I just can. Hanging around my younger cousins, I guess?
Though I hate being around babies. Mainly because someone will always ask me to hold them, and I really don't want to.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for giving me ideas for the next time the kids bother me...

[sup]Ah, I am the youngest. I always hang out with my older cousins. They often forget I'm younger than them. Children have always pissed me off. Teenagers still do, on occasions.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for saying he has ideas. 0_o

[sup]Well, teenagers and children are different. Children aren't really responsible when they do stupid things. They just don't know any better.
Teenagers are a different kettle of fish.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for keeping me here.

[sup]I just realized I need to get up in four hours and still have tons of work to do.
Including study Macbeth. I should probably stop being distracted by this. I will be here and there for a while, so don't sit there waiting to me, like I know you are now... *wink*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing too much.

_>

[sup]Well, have fun with that. And stop knowing that I'm stalking you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for stalking me!

[sup]So, when I stalk others, does that mean you're stalking them by association?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for accusing me of vicarious stalking.

 

[Empireth]

...for not admitting to vicarious stalking.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being here when he has studying to do.

[sup]Which you may actually have to get to now, because I'm going to bed. Ha!
G'night, man.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for keeping Empireth from studying.

[sup]Evil Chinchilla[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting Empireth to study.
[sub]If he fails at school, he will spend more time with us.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting Empireth to fail.

[sup]Good...good. The Dark Side of The Force will welcome you.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for thinking he understands the nature of the Dark Side.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Palpatine.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting Empireth to fail.

[sup]We have to keep him around here as much as possible, or else we'll never properly drive him insane.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to claim Empireth's sanity.

[sup]You've already took mine.[/sup]

 

[similar.squirrel]

For looking like a tooth with ears.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hailing from Sumeria.

[sup]@Sas: But sanity is delicious and nutritious.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating sanity.

[sup]What's wrong with you? Eating sanity...[/sup]