The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I am excluded from 'everywhere'.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making claims of incredibly falseness and wrongitude.

[sup]I is installing cameras in your bathroom as we speak.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to watch me in the bathroom.

[sup]You pervert.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's perverted.

[sup]Only if you want it to be...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to fuck with my mind.

[sup]I will not give in! I will not give in![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to fight it.

[sup]I likes 'em feisty...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me sound like food...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the incredible, edible Empireth!

Spoiler: As proven in Exhibit A.

 

[Timotei]

...because it's your opinion that you are the last of the chinchillas, meaning you are stating your opinion as fact.

 

[Empireth]

...for creating extremely lame but incredibly amazing amusement watching you dance in circles late at night.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so easily entertained.

[sup]Although, now that you mention it, it is kind of...hypnotic.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not believing me in the first place when I said it was entertaining!

[sup]Believe me, when it gets to be about fourish, it is soooo hypnotic.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being addicted to the Escapist and polka music.

 

[Empireth]

...for telling me I'm addicted to polka music.

[sup]Let's count the number of times I've sat down with the intention of listening to polka music: Zero. Oh well.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling dirty lies about his polka addiction.

[sup]It's ok, man. You're in a safe environment here. No one will judge you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for completely missing the fact that I am a huge metalhead.

[sup]I don't care about being judged. I think you're just in denial about your polka addiction and have convinced yourself that I'm the one with the addiction instead. It's okay, man. No one will judge you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for completely missing the fact that I am a huge classic rock nerd.

[sup]No, you're clearly delusional about your love of polka, and are trying to cover it up by trying to make me look like the polka fan.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not making any sense about the polka.

[sup]Then why was polka brought up if neither of us are huge fans?
Also: classic rock nerd! I'm surprised you haven't come here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Head-Bangers] yet! You are missing out on quite a bit of interesting stuff.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to recruit me.

[sup]Eh, maybe. I don't really listen to all that much metal though. Not modern metal, at least.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing it's both for rock and the glory that is metal.

[sup]No, honestly, it's for both. It's just that people talk more about metal. And people talk about old metal too. Like Sabbath and Priest.[/sup]