The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having chocolate chip Pop-Tarts.
...for eating waffles in the wee morning hours.

[sup]@Goat: Son of a *****!
I only have strawberry! D:[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for taunting me with his Pop-Tarts.

[sup]Not cool, man. Not cool. &#3232_&#3232[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a cabron.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that forty years ago today Sesame Street first aired on television.

[sup]Kinda makes me feel old and really young at the same time...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a fount of SUCK.

[sup]You lied to me. &#3232_&#3232[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for contradicting himself in the same damn post.

[sup]How are you going to teach me to use magic if you can't use magic?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being all negative and crap.

[sup]Really, I should be the negative one... I have to ramble for two pages yet one why I'm picking four people to be in my dream cast of HHGG. Due tomorrow. Part of my summative. Bugger.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all ninjay and scammy and taunty tonight.

[sup]@Empireth:
...for thinking that's a hard assignment.

Mike Birbiglia as Arthur Dent.
Samuel L. Jackson as Ford Prefect.
Bruce Campbell as Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Sean Connery as Slartibartfast.
Why? Because it would be fucking awesome.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not paying close enought attention.

[sup]"BECAUSE IT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME.", in huge letters.
Easy.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing the hard part is writing half a page for each reason. This is a third of 10% of my mark.

[sup]Arthur-> Michael Palin; Zaphod-> John Cleese; Ford-> Rowan Atkinson; Trillium-> Penelope Corrin[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having mastered the art of bullshitting.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I have, but I need examples of other works they've been in, and why they'd make good choices.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having mastered the art of bullshitting+wikipedia.