The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for tempting me with Judas Priest.

[sup]Sure. Why, not?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for finally caving in.

[sup]Exactly.
...This is also the group that I became admin for after one day...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me respect his authoritah!

[sup]Ah, yes. I remember that.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making that sound like a bad thing...

[sup]I can be just and fair. Really, all I've done with it was post the news that I'm now an admin...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having done nothing with his authoritah!

[sup]Why, you should be kicking names and taking ass! Busting heads, shaking hands, kissing babies! Ushering in a new era of...something![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not asking for some of my delicious chinchilla milk.

 

[Empireth]

...for offering milk.

[sup]I wouldn't trust it! I wouldn't trust it![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for taking the milk when I warned you I didn't trust it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not trusting the chinchilla milk.

[sup]But it's delicious! And trippy![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for joining the Church of Toast-ism.

[sup]Heathen.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still not opposing the toast.

[sup]He hates pancakes, man! That's a sure sign of evil![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me not the only one opposing the toast.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not preferring Pop-Tarts.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I hate waffles.

[sup]They are my favourite late-night snack.[/sup]