The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not liking to eat sanity.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not sharing his recpies for sanity.

[sup]@Sas: Nothing wrong with me, I'm just CTHULHU! JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR!
[small]OM NOM NOM NOM NOM SANITY[/small][/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nomming on sanity.

[sup]I do souls myself.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for eating souls.
[sub]Ewwww, gross...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being disgusted.

[sup]@Sas: Bah! Souls are for teenage girls and people on diets.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making the 200,000 post of this forum.

[sup]At least according to the count on the front.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for confusing posts with views.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for misunderstanding me.

[sup]I meant here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/][/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving me a pimp accomplishment.

[sup]MWAHAHAHA! Bow before my awesomeness![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting us to worship him.
And being obsessed with face-rolling his keyboard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that my keyboard deserves the punishment.

[sup]Chinchilla facesmash!
*WHAM!*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for #
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[sup]
OW!!![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not taking the pain like a man.



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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to combine two threads into one glorious sandwich of awesome.

7r6ti08 nhr

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not bringing a third to the party.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for doing horrible things to a squirrel's anus.

 

[Empireth]

...for telling the world about the horrible things Sas has done to a squirrel's anus.

[sup]I don't even want to know how you found out...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that I have eyes everywhere.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing 'everywhere' does not include my house.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking he's excluded from everywhere.