The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for thinking banjo hatred is abnormal.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for probably hating the accordion and the bagpipes as well.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I hate those instruments.

[sup]No. The banjo is generally used when caterwauling. Bagpipes and accordion? Psh. Awesome music can be made.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing the true power of the banjo.

 

[Empireth]

...for having snow that looks like rain.

[sup]That's not snow, you pansy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making strange accusations.

[sup]I don't recall ever complaining about the snow/rain.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not putting that accusation into context with his avatar.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'm unobservant.

>_>
<_<

 

[Empireth]

...for not admitting to being unobservant.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing the awful truth.

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to hide said awful truth.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for dragging the truth into the light, kicking and screaming.

 

[Empireth]

...for having a truth that kicks and screams.

[sup]So, uh... Who's the mother?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing that the beast was created by Cthulhu, in the dark depths of R'lyeh.

 

[Empireth]

...for making it sound like he had a kid, then letting me know he doesn't.

[sup]Which is good because children are filthy little monsters.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a deep-seated hatred of children.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing living next to a daycare for ten years will do that to you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a fairly good reason to hate kids.

 

[Empireth]

...for not having a good reason to hate kids.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'm a child-hater like him.