The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not putting his money where his ungulate-y mouth is.

[sup]Well, you come up with a better idea then.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for DUN DUN DUNNNNN-ing me.

[sup]Well, fine then, if you're going to be like that.
You just-*sudden heart attack*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for coping out of that sentence.

[sup]Psh, whaddya mean, you're dead? That ain't no excuse![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for discovering secrets we did not want to know about.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having discovered my stash of naked pictures of your mother.

[sup]I'll just be over here on the floor dying then, shall I?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I knew about this stash.

[sup]I just knew there were secrets I did not want to know... Don't blame me![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting me die.

[sup]That's just great, guys. Thanks, really.
I'll be in Sheol if you need me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that the after-life comes with computers/typewriters/paper.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...*flees*.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not remembering he gave up his omnipresence.

[sup]No longer the diarrheassiah, are you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having given up the best of his powers.

[sup]And keeping me up this late.
Must go bed soon.
Not now. But soon.[/sup]