The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for trying to take advantage of Chinchy.
[sub]He's our friend! How could you!?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being 'Soap' MacTavish.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being 'Suck' MacFailish.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being the Mythbusters.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being Gilgamesh, King of Uruk, with his faithful companion Enkidu.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all face-rollish.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a concussion.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me a concussion.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having no proof that I gave him a concussion.

 

[Ren3004]

... for demanding proof.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still not offering proof.

[sup]I see no evidence that I gave Sas a concussion. Do you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I have CCTV coverage of me 24/7.

[sup]And you were there with a lead pipe, Chinchy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for turning this into a game of Clue.

[sup]Col. Chinchy in the conservatory with the lead pipe.[/sup]

 

[ThreeWords]

For guessing wrong

[sup]It was me, behind you, with the scythe[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for using the scythe.
[sub]Why not the wrench?[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

For being NINJA'D!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all toothy.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being all Christmas-y.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being ninja'd twice in a row.

[sup]And Ky isn't even here.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being all ninja-y.