The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for failing at everything.

 

[Empireth]

...for failing to realize the camera he installed in my bathroom has successfully been fed a loop.

[sup]I shouldn't have said that. Crap.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for finally reaching the state of Gonzo.

[sup]And informing me about that camera.
I'll get right on fixing that.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for letting me know to just do the loop the old fashioned way-- A paper bag over the camera.

[sup]HA! You can't fix it by remote-access, now!
And yeah, I Gonzo'd last night. In a thread about my faults. Woo.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having Gonzo'd in a bout of self-deprecation.

[sup]I Gonzo'd playing a forum game.
Yep.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me cold.

[sup]I blame the camera in my bathroom![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming the camera.

[sup]But how else am I supposed to keep tabs on you and watch you in the shower?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing there's this great thing called the phone.

[sup]That's how you keep tabs on me.
...You pervert.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing I already spent all of my money on surveillance equipment.

[sup]I couldn't foot that kind of phone bill.
Now, why don't you relax and go take a nice, calming shower?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being a pervert.

[sup]I ain't gettin' in the shower for no man![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for dropping his homework in the shower.

[sup]You'd better go pick that up, before it gets wet.
And why not go ahead and wash yourself while you're there?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I'm anywhere near the shower.

[sup]Maybe you installed the camera in the wrong house, bud... I ain't even near a shower. Let alone am I there with my schoolwork.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving in to my demands.

[sup]Put on the fuckin' seal-suit, Jim.
Or else we'll KILL THIS DOG![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling me Jim.

[sup]You silly man, you know that's not my name... Though I know yours...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not putting on the fuckin' seal-suit.

[sup]*BANG!* I told you we'd kill the dog! I told you![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I'd switched the generic dog with his own dog.

[sup]Yeah, I went there.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still not putting on the fuckin' seal-suit.

 

[Empireth]

...for having some weird fetish to see me in a seal-suit.

[sup]What's the big deal about it, anyway?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that I need to get rid of all these seal-suits by midnight.

[sup]Or else the mafia will take one of my legs.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I want to help him keep his leg...

[sup]What? You having legs gets me no personal gain.[/sup]