The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to help me keep my leg.

[sup]How will I become a famous Olympic runner now?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for failing to make me want to help him keep his leg.

[sup]How does you being an Olympian = my personal gain?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all mercenary-like.

[sup]Fine, then! Be that way!
I'll just be over here, eating waffles to spite you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for reminding me that we just stocked up on waffles!

[sup]SCORE! I now have something to eat whilst I freak out about math. T'will be fun.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a bunch of waffles.

[sup]Meh.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being 'meh' about my having a bunch of waffles.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not getting in the box.

[sup]You know what time it is? Time for my ass to go to sleep.
Have fun with your waffles and math.[/sup]

 

[Vrex360]

... for being the last of the Chinchillas, I bet he's responsible for their mass murder.

[sub]I have no idea what a Chinchilla is but I'm going to count it none the less[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing what a chinchilla is.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing what a chinchilla is.

[sup]It's some kind of fruit, isn't it?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for saying a chinchilla is a fruit when it's actually a poisonous vegetable.

 

[Jamienra]

....for knowing to much about chinchillas

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing enough about something that might kill him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for LOOK OUT! IT'S A POISONOUS CHINCHILLA!

 

[Ren3004]

... for trying to distract me from the real threat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing about the real threat.

>_>
<_<

 

[Ren3004]

... for being the real threat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing too much about my threatness.

Spoiler: Sylvia here would like a word with you.

 

[Ren3004]

... for threatening me with a weapon that has the same name as my physiology teacher.
[sub]Also, my teacher is far scarier.

[sub]Oh, just in case my teacher is also an Escapist, I was joking. And you just earned +10 respect.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a teacher that's scarier than a gatling shotgun.

[sup]She must be one despicable old dragon very nice lady.[/sup]