The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being the last chinchilla instead of monkey.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting all the monkeys dead.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being here on a Thursday.

[sup]Well, it is in Britain.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being on British time.

[sup]There is only one correct time: Martian time.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for revealing this new time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not joining in on the new time.

[sup]Mars has days that last 24 hours and 39 minutes!
*Mind boggle.*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for revealing that Mars has a day of 24hrs 39 minutes.

[sup]I learned something![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having learned his piece of random trivia for the evening.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for living the Vida Loca.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for &#3232_&#3232.

[sup]You evil bastard. I hate Ricky Martin.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having lots of people to hate.

[sup]Care to list them?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting my hatred list.

[sup]Well, let's see:
1. Ricky Martin
2. You
3. You
4. Tom Cruise You
5. You
6. Phil Collins[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not hating me enough.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for underestimating my hate for him.

[sup]Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having overwhelming hatred of something.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the catalyst of my overwhelming hatred.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for harbouring so much hatred.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making my eyes shoot out blood every time I hear about him.

[sup]That's how much I hate you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being just plain psycho.

[sup]Fine! I shall leave you know. *Runs away and cries in corner*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a little sissy girl.

[sup]Fine then! No eggnog for you!

Spoiler: And for putting know instead of now.

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