The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for offering me eggnog.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having forfeitted his eggnog privileges.

[sup]NO! MINE![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for getting all grabby on the eggnog.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not offering a trade.

[sup]You can haz eggnog for spleen.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting my spleen.

[sup]Goat took it last I knew.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not offering something else in return for delicious eggnog.

[sup]So creamy...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for needing a key part of my body.

[sup]Appendix?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for offering the worst body part ever.

[sup]No. A halfway decent organ, or no sweet creamy eggnog for you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for dismissing my appendix.

[sup]Half a lung?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for offering a better organ.

[sup]For that, I give you half a carton of eggnog.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking half my lung.

[sup]What would I get for my heart, lungs and brain?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for dismembering himself for eggnog.

[sup]4 whole organs = 4 whole cartons = $$$ for The Chinch.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for inwic iernoc qo b n e neuriu.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for no longer having cognitive thunk.

[sup]Well, at least you have eggnog.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eggnog trading.

[sup]Tis illegal here, Mr Chinchy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me an eggnog smuggler.

[sup]You'll never take me alive, copper![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for running from the Gestapo.

 

[Empireth]

...for not being here for like, two whole days.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a new avatar and over 1000 posts.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having an enigmatic disappearance.

[sup]Where were you on the night of the break-in?
Who is the milkman?
What's my middle name?[/sup]