The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I disappeared.

[sup]To answer your questions.
Your house.
Some guy who is made of milk, like The Sandman, but with milk.
Percevil Jesus X.
Am I right?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having answered all of my questions correctly.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a weird middle name.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's a weird middle name.

[sup]And I bet yours is just perfectly normal, right?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking my middle name isn't normal.

[sup]Rapey McPoo Pong McPlop is completely normal.
Isn't it?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...

0_o

[sup]Yes. Completely normal.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for putting my fears to sleep.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not going outside right now and telling everyone he meets his perfectly normal middle name.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I have.

[sup]I shouted it from roof tops with a megaphone.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having informed the whole world of his silly robust and manly name.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hey nony noo!

 

[Empireth]

...for not having a verb in that sentence.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "what the fucking hell is wrong with you?"
...for thinking gibberish requires a verb.

[sup]@Sas: Go to bed, you sleep-deprived Welshman. You're begininning to be crazier than normal.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being McNinja'd. And changing his post.

[HEADING=1]WIBBLE!!![/HEADING]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for PINGAS.

 

[Empireth]

...for making me walk slowly away...

[sup]Again.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for walking slowly.

[sup]I suggest Wibbling. Quickly.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lkjpoim.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being 19th in the world for 'Most loveable guy'

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being incomprehensible.

[sup]What? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am![/sup]