The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being in mah waters.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a hook in mah head, fool.

[sup]Do you remember the boat times?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for taking us into hot-dog-eating-contest Hell.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to take responsibility.

[sup]It was your meme, man! Yours![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to act all blameless.

 

[Empireth]

...for keeping me up this late again.

[sup]Argh, I need sleep. Half an hour plus three hours, plus four hours? In the span of three days? Bugger my life. Farewell.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting us to bugger his life.

[sup]Well, if you insist.
*Drops pants.*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for recognizing that this thread always somehow turns to sodomy.

[sup]Well, I'll break out the lube.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that we'd be out of lube.

[sup]Why have the economy size if you're not going to use it?
Now, get the shovel.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for suddenly being that guy.

Spoiler: You know what I mean...