The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not recognizing a famous landmark.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for testing us on landmarks.

 

[Ren3004]

... for failing the test.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me the test had started.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being able to read my mind?
[sub]Quick, what number am I thinking of?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for testing me.

[sup]Buh...4547515![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not wanting to be tested.
[sub]MY GOD... You're right![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making the dormant powers of my mind active.

[sup]Next, I'll predict lottery numbers...from last week![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a psychic of amazing abilities.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not bowing before my awesome powers.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting people to bow.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not obeying the psychic man.

[sup]He could kill you with a thought![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mistaking me for someone else.

[sup]I'm not Clooney, you know?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being Clooney.
[sub]I am. Seriously.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a goat killing swine.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being a goat lover.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hating Goat.

[sup]I'm telling![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a grass.

[sup]|You bad grass, you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me into a plant.

[sup]Fine then. You get to be a mushroom.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling me a mushroom.