The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for severely underestimating my capabilities.

[sup]You know not what power it is you mock.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a Mod in disguise.

[sup]I didn't mean that joke about you guys, I swear...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling lies!

[sup]Now taste Banhammer, peon![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for banning me.

[sup]User was banned for giving out sarcastic advice [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWUdpsDiK6w].[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being gone from The Escapist forever and ever.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I found a proxy.

[sup]And there's nothing you csn do to stop me. NOTHING![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ban-jumping.

[sup]"Csn", huh? Is that anything like "can"?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for noticing that mistake but not the one earlier.

[sup]Yes, csn. It's like can but with a S instead.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer faleing ad Englich al da dam tyme.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking the piss out of Welsh people.

[sup]They won't like that...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me inadvertently insult the Welsh.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being easy to manipulate.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being inside my head.

 

[Empireth]

...for making me think of that picture every time I hear the name Charles.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having weak mental defences.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having no mental defenses.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing that I have no defence for the mind.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having such a crappy mind.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for OH NOES!!! MIND STEALING!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'd want to keep this atrocious thing.

[sup]Blech! Here, you can have it back.[/sup]