The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for giving back the mind of a lolcat.

[sup]Kitteh lieks burgerz?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me want to punch him more than normal.

[sup]Don't know why. I've been in a punch-y mood today.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being in a punchy mood.

[sup]Why would you punch me? I'm likeable...ish.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving Empireth a severe case of Brooklyn Rage.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being made of chocolate milk.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being gluttonous in a brown. suck.

 

[Empireth]

...for naming my rage.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a name for his rage.

 

[Empireth]

...for not giving Sas his meds.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not sharing his Valium.

[sup]Chinch needs his happy pill.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me go crazy and play 'Spot the knife'

[sup]I've spotted it..in your spine.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for creepier games.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the creepiest games master around.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having the funk in a box somewhere.