The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fr bien al grumeratical.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for talking back to me, boy.

[sup]Phil, it's your dad! I'm drunk as fuck and driving down the highway!

*CRASH!*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting a song stuck in my head...

[sup]Life is a highway... I'm gonna drive it all night long...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not calling the paramedics.

[sup]My precious internal fluids! All over that tree![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for caring so much about his internal fluids.

[sup]@Goat: Whaddya mean? What new reason to not sleep?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not handing me my spleen and some duct tape.

[sup]Fine, you ass-monkeys! I'll just fix myself![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having a weird spleen fetish.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having a weird spleen fetish.

[sup]@Goat: My endochrine system can't work with a rubber ducky. SPLN, NAO! Or else I'm kicking you off the ham farm.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for screwing ham!

[sup]SHOCK AND DISMAY! D:[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sexing up my ham.

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[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having sexed up the decoy ham.

[sup]THIS is the real ham. HA![/sup]