The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I would even eat ham on a Thursday.

[sup]HA![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for feeding my mom ham.

[sup]Yes, meat, in my mom's mouth, hardy har har.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having so many goddamn napkins.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming me for all of these messes.

[sup]Used napkin?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making journeys and tormenting people and not wanting used napkins.

[sup]Please crach, please crash, please crash...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wishing unwell onto others.

[sup]Shame![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for losing Lucy's shoe.

 

[Empireth]

...for assuming I know Lucy and did it to spite her.

[sup]There was just a shoe on the ground. I punted it over the fence. What else was I to do?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...0_o...

[sup]Damnit! I'm running out of ideas![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for becoming boring.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a cheese grater taped to his testicles.

[sup]Boring enough for you?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me speechless.

[sup]No, not for why you're thinking... I have my secrets.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being speechless for some enigmatic reason.

[sup]Is it because I struck upon the truth?
My thoughts were too random and shocking?
I made you stub your toe?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me question whether I trust the internet yet to spill all of my hidden thoughts.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me curiouser and curiouser.

[sup]I...
How the hell does "cheese grater taped to your testicles" inspire or relate to any kind of thought? At all?
I am in awe of your strange thinking.[/sup]