The Guy above me is a troll because...

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Wrenchmaiden.
Oct 24, 2009
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...for thinking I'd left right away so you could break out the cookies.

[sup]*steals* MINE![/sup]
 
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...for wasting the ham he violated on cookies.

[sup]I'm thinking sleep here, soon.
You bastards psychopaths good, upstanding citizens have kept me up too late again.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
Oct 24, 2009
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...for getting nightmares about papercuts on the eyeballs..

[sup]The both of you: Grow some balls man. It couldn't hurt that badly. Just make sure you don't have to wear contacts, and you should be fine.[/sup]
 
Sep 5, 2009
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...for serious irony in the balls statement.
...for having balls directed at him.

[sup]@Empireth: That would be the kind of hurt that they tell stories about.
And now, something completely different:
Chinch actually going to bed.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
Oct 24, 2009
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...for reminding me of the irony in that statement.

[sup]@Goat: Actually I had it as 'the both of you', as you both cringed at the prospect...[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for talking about something that no longer exists...

[sup]I just realized I have to reply to your comments or else you'll be left all on your own... I'm sorry for the delay. I generally just sit back and watch things unfold unless I actually have something to say...[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for thinking I was staying only to entertain you.

[sup]Pssh. I come first in all of my decisions! But yes, calling yourself a troll would become redundant... Seeing as we're really the only four that touch this thread, and two of us are unconscious right now.[/sup]