The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing that fact.

[sup]Hey, that goat deserved it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a goat murderer.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for insinuating things.

[sup]You lie.*hides goat head*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not making his special gravy for dinner this evening.

[sup]The pot roast will be far too dry without it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for reminding me about the gravy.

[sup]Crap!
Do you think a farm will let me 'borrow' a goat?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for overcomplicating goat acquisition.

[sup]Just wait for the swollen one that hangs around here.
You can use him.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pointing out I over complicate things.

[sup]Of course.
He did take me spleen after all.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for failing at the art of spleen having.

[sup]Actually, I think he has mine too.
That damn spleen thief.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing to notice that his spleen has gone.

[sup]What do you think he uses them for?
Balloons?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for failing to notice that it was I who took their spleens.

[sup]And then I sell them to Goat, for a price.
But yes, balloons. Occasionally as a meal, though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for illegal organ trafficking.

[sup]Does it pay well?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking organ trafficking is illegal everywhere.

[sup]JESUS CHRIST IT'S EMPIRETH GET IN THE CAR![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for driving off without me.

[sup]Great. Now I have to talk to him.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting in my way as I attempt to drive off into the sunset.

*THUNK!*

 

[Ren3004]

... for using clichés.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving me for dead on the side of the road.

[sup]I...shall...have my...reve...*dies*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking we'd just leave him there.

[sup]We'd obviously come back and kick your corpse a few times.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for kicking the corpse when he could use a chainsaw.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not using a tank to run my head over.

[sup]You see, you've got to think outside the box, Ren. Chainsaws are messy but a tank, just claim you hit a kid dog or something to explain the bloodstain.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for helping us violate his bodily remains.

[sup]Ah, Sas! You am so useful! [/sup]