The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for confusing me.

[sup]What do you mean?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for tempting me to get the spleens of the sleeping comrades...

[sup]It doesn't show up at all in mine. I've searched as far back as before I've even joined.
Do you think they're trying to get rid of this?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not going himself to get the spleens!

[sup]They are! I know it!
Since when was Throw something locked?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling me only a lowly henchman!

[sup]I demand equal share in this partnership, if we are going to do anything!
Ah, that was the one I was thinking of, then.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not thinking I would be like this!

[sup]Moxie?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not getting tired.

[sup]It's four thirty! Bloody hell.
At least I don' have classes tomorrow.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for leaving me alone.

[sup]Well, at least I finally decided to see what this 'chat' thing is... I have that to keep me company...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for needing company.

[sup]You should be like the lone wolf that hunts alone![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for thinking wolves hunt alone.
[sub]The lone wolf is actually bait. The prey are led to think they can defeat the lone wolf in battle, but are instead ambushed by the cleverly hidden ninja wolves.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing things about wolves.

[sup]Stop it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stating things that may be conceived as trollish behaviour.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having an existence of pure trollitude.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for saying that I troll all the time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lying about his troll habits.

[sup]I saw you living under a bridge and harassing billy goats.[/sup]