The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having made it home alive.

[sup]Damn. I thought I'd cut your brakes.

One spelling error, despite my usually immaculate posts, and you get all high and mighty about it. [/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to convince me to spread truths/secrets about myself.

[sup]Ah, well... this thread is mainly dominated by us four, isn't it?
Should be relatively safe...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all shameless and stuff.

[sup]I'm curious. Cheese grater + testicles + Empireth = ???[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting to know so badly.

[sup]Edited due to paranoia.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for conceiving weird notions about testicles.

[sup]What the fucking hell, man?! A jar?!

@Empireth: Oh, ok. Thank God. I was worried that you might be missing a ball or something due to some accident and I'd horribly offended you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being that paranoid.

[sup]Psh. No. No need to get that worked up.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing the extent of my paranoia.

[sup]I sleep with a knife under my pillow like 65% of the time.
Yes, I am that crazy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making my life into an H.P. Lovecraft story.

[sup]Where the hell is my shotgun?![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sending my shotgun to the cleaner's!

[sup]Hatchet? Yeah, that's much worse.
You crazy axe-murderer, you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making it so we're all paranoid, here.

[sup]I have a wrench...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for furthering the paranoia.

[sup]So...we're all crazy as hell then?
Good to know.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not giving me a reason to stay up any later.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for missing out on the cookies.

[sup]Oh, well. More for us.[/sup]