The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for taking my gravy.

[sup]@Chinchy: Where would you be without me?
Prison, I 'spose.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being confused.

[sup]Oh, so that's rude? Really? Is it?
And you're taking of our SPLNs isn't?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I can regenerate vital organs, so I don't mind as much.

[sup]Help yourself, Goaty boy[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not know that money can't buy happiness.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not sharing the wealth.
...for being totally delusional.

[sup]@Goat: SPLN MONIES NAO, OR NO MORE SEXI HAM[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for offering me a napkin.

[sup]NO NAPKIN, MONIES[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all grabby with money.

[sup]Just take these 40 lungs and sell them.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for giving him lungs.
[sub]Livers last longer.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I can be trusted with livers.

[sup]Too tasty. I'd eat them before I could ever sell them.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for treating me as a cash cow.

[sup]Really, 8,000 spleens is too much.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bribing me into this gig with free pr0n and hookers.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for only giving me a nickel.

[sup]You stingy toad-lover![/sup]
...for being so easy to bribe.