The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for having a cat in a bag.

[sup]That's cruel...now if you said kid, I wouldn't care as much.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for cheating.
...for jumping on the "Death to Kids" bandwagon.

[sup]Seriously, am I the only one here not bugged by little kids?

@Goat: I submit that you are the sluttiest of us.
You should be in my position![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not converting Chinchy to hating kids sooner.

[sup]@Goat: You do act the sluttiest. The condiment thing springs to mind.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for bringing back the memories.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for turning tricks in a back alley.

[sup]Roxanne! You don't have to put on the red light![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mentioning Sting.

[sup]...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for also mentioning Sting.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mentioning Sting for a third time.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not bringing this back to Pink Floyd or someone else.

[sup]Phil Collins, anyone? ANyone?
Hello?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for dragging Pink Floyd into this madness.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking this is madness.

[sup]Wibble...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking that THIS IS SPARTA!

[sup]Obvious reference is obvious.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for charging so much for something I don't want to know more about.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'd pay for his "services".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not trying the Bullwhip Special.

[sup]See, what Goat does is...*CENSORED*
Got that?[/sup]