The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for butsecks.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having nothing to fall back on to.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...what the hell are you saying, man?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for spanking himself with a salmon.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being 'The Man'

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being "The Thing".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being 'The Goat'

[sup]Cue sinister music! *sinister music*[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being "The Ninja".

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being "The City".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for recording it and posting it on a porn site.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for constantly exploiting me for his own monetary gain.

[sup]Goddamnit, why do I have to be the inadvertent whore?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for drugging Chinchy to get his approval.