The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a lolcat all up in here.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for needing to go out back for a chat with Sylvia.

Spoiler: She wants to talk about how fail you are.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing his loopholes. [http://www.news-world.us/pics/2009/03/07/7-items-you-wont-believe-are-actually-legal/]

[sup]And for thinking a flying panda counts as a vehicle.
*Flies away on panda bear.*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for apparently needing to fight off hordes of killer bees.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for &#3232_&#3232, &#45_&#45, &#7_&#7, &#674_&#674, and &#893_&#893.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for keeping me up late.

[sup]I should go the way of Empireth and go sleep.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making references to poop and sodomy in the same post.

[sup]A new record![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for having couth.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being uncouth.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a Santa hat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a city.

[sup]And being jealous of HAT![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not liking New York.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting me to recognize New York.