The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being this guy.

Damn you, Chinchy.
Damn you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for damning me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being reheh-heh-heh-heh-heh-ly sarcastic.

[sup]I now take my sleep pills. Goddnight, mental men.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for calling me mental.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being mental.

 

[Empireth]

...for not letting me have the illusion that I'm sane.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all delusional-like.

[sup]Don't worry! We're all crazy here!
*Flies away on panda bear.*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having a flying panda bear.

[sup]Me wants![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting his own flying panda bear.

[sup]You have to grind rep with the Taco Men of Indonesia.
And be at level 52.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making it impossible for me to get a flying panda bear.

[sup]I go console myself with waffles.
No, really. I'm gonna get food. Back laterrrr.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking it impossible to get el flying panda.

[sup]And for eating waffles.
&#7_&#7[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that the terms and conditions for el flying panda are impossible for me to reach.

[sup]Mmmm... Waffles were good.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being too much of a chicken to even make an attempt at the panda.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I dislocated my uvula.

[sup]I'm pretty sure I just misplaced it.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for misplacing his uvula.

[sup]That takes skill...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting someone else hold on to his uvula.

[sup]How irresponsible of you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking his uvula counts as wealth.